RECIPE FOR A HAPPY LIFE
Receive my secret recipe for a Happy Life when you subscribe to our free monthly newsletter. Regularly reading about happiness is a great way to keep it in the forefront of your mind. We'd love you to join us in becoming the happiest you possible! Print out the recipe, and place it somewhere prominent as a constant reminder, and I'll pop up in your inbox every month to remind you that you deserve, and can achieve a Happy Life.
You're busy.
Too busy to sit here for minutes on end reading all the "Recipe For a Happy Life" tips contained on this magnificent site.
In fact, you're so busy that I may have to come to terms with the fact that we may never meet again! Its possible you could leave this page RIGHT NOW and disappear into the wild blue yonder, never to cross my path again, and never to bask in the glory of a happy life, as a result of my recipe. (That's a lot to come to terms with!).
You'll go off back to your yak-combing, or whatever you do that keeps you so busy, and I'll continue benefiting the rest of the world by reminding them to live a happy life. You'll forget about me and my secret recipe and continue waking up day after day, asking "is this all there is?" or "what's it all for?" or "shouldn't I be happy by now?" or "now where did I leave that yak comb?".
Yep. Its a sad truth that some of us need reminding to 'get happy' (terrible phrase but I just can't help using it!). In fact, we often need constant reminders.
On a day when you've had a particularly nasty yak-tangle, who's going to remind you to smell the roses, make yourself feel good, and look after yourself because you deserve it?
When you're absolutely despairing because all your yaks have absconded, who's going to make you see the bright side?
Who will always be there for you?
Who's going to bring a little smile to your teary face (maybe even a chuckle to your devastated soul)?
Huh? Huh? Who is it?
That's right folks! Lil ol' me! At your service!
"But How?" I Hear You Ask
Simple. Two easy steps.........................
1. Use the form below to subscribe to my free, gratis, no-payment-required monthly newsletter "Happy Life The JJ Way". You will then be sent an email asking you to confirm your subscription (I don't want to be palavering on to anyone who may not appreciate my wisdom). After confirming your subscription, by the magic of technology, you will then receive the password with which you can access my "Recipe For A Happy Life".
About my secret recipe: It's a unique, never-before-published list of ingredients you need to whip up a "Happy Life Pie" - don't even attempt to be happy until all the ingredients have been collected. And don't write to me whinging your pie flopped if you have omitted even one vital ingredient.
This "Recipe For A Happy Life" is so secret, only my subscribers will ever gain access to it - we'll be like a secret little Happy Club!
Most of the ingredients are discussed at length on this site, but for all you frantic yak-combers out there, I have condensed the vital components into "Recipe For A Happy Life" - a one-page document briefly outlining each ingredient.
This tried and tested recipe has been used for decades by the author (the happiest person ever!) and has never been divulged to the public until now.
NO TEXT BOOKS were harmed (or even touched) during the production of this recipe, as the knowledge contained herein was gleaned from REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE!
2.Step two is vital to the application of this recipe. You don't make golden syrup dumplings by merely reading the recipe, do you? There is some action required.
Print out the secret recipe and stick it on your fridge or somewhere prominent to remind you of your quest for a happy
life. As you collect each ingredient, you then have the overwhelming pleasure of ticking/crossing it off your list - (no
greater satisfaction exists than list-crossing!)
I'd love to hear your feedback as to how your baking is going, so feel free to
contact me ,especially on that happy day when you realize your Happy Life Pie is baked to perfection!
All done? Stupendous! Now we both know you're serious about living the happiest life possible.
When word gets out about the success and simplicity of my "Recipe For A Happy Life", people from Indooroopilly to Innamincka will be clamouring for it! I may have to turn it into a book and charge for it - so you have just saved yourself a fortune!
It's now immaterial how busy you are with your yak-combing because together we can keep you on track in the shortest time possible.
Your "Recipe For A Happy Life" is a document of unrivaled import - you'd better laminate it before posting.
You can now return to your yaks safe in the knowledge that your recipe, posted in a prominent place, will constantly remind you to collect those ingredients for your Happy Life Pie, PLUS, I'll be visiting your inbox on a regular basis to keep you motivated, uplifted, informed and inspired!
Until we meet again,
I hear they like to be tickled on the belly,
JJ
