RECIPE FOR A HAPPY LIFE
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Print out the recipe, and place it somewhere prominent as a
constant reminder, and I'll pop up in your inbox every month to
remind you that you deserve, and can achieve a Happy Life.
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You're busy.
Too busy to sit here for minutes on end reading all the "Recipe For a
Happy Life" tips contained on this magnificent site.
In fact, you're so busy that I may have to come to terms with the
fact that we may never meet again!
Its possible you could leave this page RIGHT NOW and disappear
into the wild blue yonder, never to cross my path again, and never
to bask in the glory of a happy life, as a result of my recipe. (That's
a lot to come to terms with!).
You'll go off back to your yak-combing, or whatever you do that
keeps you so busy, and I'll continue benefiting the rest of the world
by reminding them to live a happy life. You'll forget about me and
my secret recipe and continue waking up day after day, asking "is
this all there is?" or "what's it all for?" or "shouldn't I be happy by
now?" or "now where did I leave that yak comb?".
Yep. Its a sad truth that some of us need reminding to 'get happy'
(terrible phrase but I just can't help using it!). In fact, we often
need constant reminders.
On a day when you've had a particularly nasty yak-tangle, who's
going to remind you to smell the roses, make yourself feel good,
and look after yourself because you deserve it?
When you're absolutely despairing because all your yaks have
absconded, who's going to make you see the bright side?
Who will always be there for you?
Who's going to bring a little smile to your teary face (maybe even a
chuckle to your devastated soul)?
Huh? Huh? Who is it?
That's right folks! Lil ol' me! At your service!
"But how?" I hear you ask
Simple. Two easy steps.........................
1. Use the form below to subscribe to my free, gratis, no-
payment-required monthly newsletter "Happy Life The JJ Way".
You will then be sent an email asking you to confirm your
subscription (I don't want to be palavering on to anyone who may
not appreciate my wisdom).
After confirming your subscription, by the magic of technology, you
will then receive the password with which you can access my
"Recipe For A Happy Life".
About my secret recipe for a happy life...
It's a unique, never-before-published list of ingredients you need to
whip up a "Happy Life Pie" - don't even attempt to be happy
until all the ingredients have been collected. And don't write to me
whinging your pie flopped if you have omitted even one vital
ingredient.
This "Recipe For A Happy Life" is so secret, only my subscribers wil
l ever gain access to it - we'll be like a secret little Happy Club!
Most of the ingredients are discussed at length on this site, but for
all you frantic yak-combers out there, I have condensed the vital
components into "Recipe For A Happy Life" - a one-page document
briefly outlining each ingredient.
This tried and tested recipe has been used for decades by the author
(the happiest person ever!) and has never been divulged to the
public until now.
NO TEXT BOOKS were harmed (or even touched) during the
production of this recipe, as the knowledge contained herein was
gleaned from REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE!
2. Step two is vital to the application of this recipe. You don't make
golden syrup dumplings by merely reading the recipe, do you? There
is some action required.
Print out the secret recipe and stick it on your fridge or somewhere
prominent to remind you of your quest for a happy life.
As you collect each ingredient, you then have the overwhelming
pleasure of ticking/crossing it off your list - (no greater satisfaction
exists than list-crossing!)
I'd love to hear your feedback as to how your baking is going, so
feel free to contact me ,especially on that happy day when you
realize your Happy Life Pie is baked to perfection!
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All done? Stupendous! Now we both know you're serious about
living the happiest life possible.
When word gets out about the success and simplicity of my
"Recipe For A Happy Life", people from Indooroopilly to Innamincka
will be clamouring for it! I may have to turn it into a book and
charge for it - so you have just saved yourself a fortune!
It's now immaterial how busy you are with your yak-combing
because together we can keep you on track in the shortest time
possible.
Your "Recipe For A Happy Life" is a document of unrivaled import -
you'd better laminate it before posting.
You can now return to your yaks safe in the knowledge that your
recipe, posted in a prominent place, will constantly remind you to
collect those ingredients for your Happy Life Pie, PLUS, I'll be
visiting your inbox on a regular basis to keep you motivated,
uplifted, informed and inspired!
Until we meet again,
I hear they like to be tickled on the belly,
JJ
