Nope.

Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie?

Nope.

That promotion you've been chasing for months/years?

Nope.

When the discussions are over, the dust has settled, the fat lady has sung, and its done and dusted, all it boils down to, all we REALLY want is a Happy Life. Ask anyone!

But if all of the above won't make us happy, what will?

You've come to the right place!

The first secret of a happy life my friends, is DESIRE. "But I do DESIRE Brad and/or Ange," I hear you protest! That type of desire may buy you a few moments of happiness but not a happy life.

If you TRULY desire a happy life, then the necessary energy and input will naturally follow. "Whats that? Input? You mean I have to actually DO something?" Yes.

How many truly happy people do you know?

Of those people, how many of them were sitting on the couch one night watching CSI and deciding whether to eat the muffin or the potato chips, when happiness knocked on their door announcing "aw... I've got a happy life here for you that's $15.95 thanks"?

If you know lots of people who experienced this, please let me know..................okay I haven't heard from any of you which proves my point- A HAPPY LIFE REQUIRES DESIRE, ENERGY AND INPUT.

But how remiss of me! I got so carried away answering your question I quite forgot my manners!

Welcome to your Happy Life site. Make yourself comfortable, feel free to mosey around, you can look but don't touch. I hope you remembered your sense of humour. Whats that? You forgot it? Okay, I'll wait here while you go get it......dum-da-dum.......(drums fingers).......... Back? Good. Your sense of humour really is necessary because whilst the subject matter is deadly serious - I tend to have a lighthearted approach to everything. I won't apologize for my light heart - it's a side effect of a happy life. Or is it the reverse? We'll discuss this later. For now you just need to know that the invaluable info contained in this site does not originate from text books, but from moi: a Happy Person experiencing a Happy Life using the knowledge contained herein, gleaned from my own experience and previously divulged only to my closest friends and mentoring clients. But enough about me. You came here for information and to information you will be subjected!

Sooooooo all the people out there who just can't be bothered living a happy life (don't laugh - it's a sad fact that they outnumber us go-getters) have now presumably made the 'muffin or the chips' decision and have settled back on the couch in time for the Seinfeld reruns (not that there's anything wrong with that!) leaving us to get you a happy life. (Sincere apologies to my High School English teacher God rest his soul).

Congratulations!! If you're still here now that you know a happy life requires energy and input you are registering on the desire scale. The more you desire, the more you'll contribute and soon you'll find yourself living a happy life.

Just one more snippet you need to know before I let you loose: a happy life is possible for anyone - yes - even you! A happy life does not mean a perfect life (or what you perceive at this moment to be a perfect life). Everybody has the right to a happy life, and I make this promise to you: If you implement ALL the strategies I teach on this site you will have a happy life or your money back!

Before you go exploring click on the "Happy Life Recipe" button above, where you can subscribe to my free monthly newsletter, AND receive the password to my Secret Recipe For a Happy Life. Receiving the newsletter is a GREAT way to remind yourself you deserve a Happy Life, and each month you'll receive tips to help you make your Happy Life happen NOW. Also,bookmark this page so you can find me in an emergency. All good explorers have a base camp! Enjoy your journey and feel free to check in with me as you progress. I'll be dying to hear your success stories. Your happy life starts here.

COME ON AUSTRALIA!!!!!

Look what I just found in the paper! We are 22nd(!!) on the world scale of happiness. We can do better than that! As if that's not bad enough - guess who's 21st?

THE POMS!! If we, with our beautiful, sun-drenched, sea-girt, 'no worries' nation are less happy than the poms with their culinary blandness, gloomy skies, and - have you seen their excuses for beaches???? - I'll go hee on a rocking-horse! Guys, we can do better than this!!

If that doesn't leave you dumbfounded - our friendly neighbours, New Zealand, ranked seven places higher than us!! What have they got to be so happy about? The "Lord of The Rings" euphoria should have well and truly worn off by now. Granted, they've got a pretty mountain or two, but seven places? Apart from their close proximity to the HAPPY land of Oz, I can't imagine what would make them so deliriously joyful!

Not only have Denmark stolen our Princess Mary (even though she was just 'Mary' to us - we still loved her) they've also stolen OUR rightful place as the happiest nation on earth! 22nd! It's a travesty!! Do your bit to get our "Australians all rejoicing" - send the link to this site to all in your address book, and if you haven't already, subscribe to my newsletter. If we can't improve our ranking - I'm moving! In history's page let every stage (especially the world happiness stage) ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR!!

THANKS TO THESE LOVELY READERS:

I just wanted to commend you on the content of your site. I think that you're definitely on the right track here. You make use of some great examples! That singing video literally brought tears to my eyes (I'm a 23 year old guy!)! Great to see you appealing to the emotional brain of your site visitors, not just the intellectual brain! If I didn't already have a mentor, I would have most definitely considered you based your site content. I enjoyed your humour too! Awesome site. Good luck with everything! Jovan

I actually just rang you a short time ago to book in for your meditation class on Wednesday night. After getting off the phone from you I explored your website further and I just wanted to say thank you.....I woke up this morning and decided the first step was to start by smiling more and being positive in my outlook on life, then by chance I stumbled across your website and it has just really inspired me, so, thank you. I will see you on Wednesday night and would also be very interested in finding out more about your mentoring... Melanie

Hi Jacqueline, OK, I'm already hooked because I like to be happy. I'd like to add you to my Expert's page because so many of my clients don't know how to be happy, some can't even conceive that they could ever be happy. Your message is so needed in this sad world. By the way, your website is great and exhudes happiness. I loved it, thank you, matt